Buy Online
Buying sh*t on the net couldn’t be easier. Buying a Turds product couldn’t be easier… just click on the product category you prefer and gaze at the beautiful gifts available for you to buy! Let your eyes do the walking and your fingers do the talking! This service is available for UK residents and we will be launching a international service soon, so if you’re interested in buying a Turd for a friend or you want to start collecting The Turds but live outside the UK, drop us a line and we will inform you when the service is ready. Happy shopping!
Flushed but not forgotten
When The Turds get flushed, where do they go? Here of course! View all the Turds that are no longer available on theturds.com to see how full your collection is! They still may be available for other retailers, so it's worth still searching to complete your collection.
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Turd Trophies
The perfect gift for someone's who's sh*t. Whether it's sh*t at golf, sh*t at DIY or a sh*t driver, make sure they know about it and are proud with a Turd Trophy!
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New Products
All the new Sh*t is here! See all the latest turd releases in one place, and take your pick of the pan!
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Special Offers
Check out these fantastic Special Offers with standard and special edition figurine sets to get your collection on the way!
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Standard Editions
We got some very cute and collectable Turd figurines here for you… Each collectable Turd comes complete with their very own character logbook and handling tips. Read on and give someone you love some sh*t!
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Special Editions
We got the daddies of all collectable Turd figurines here for you… Each very special Special Edition Turd comes complete with their very own character logbook and numbered certificate. Read on and get drooling…!
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Limited Editions
New Limited Edition Figurines, featuring Collectors Club piece James Pong, also Smellboy, Freddy Pooger and The Andrix. Fill your boots!
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Turds Micros Series 1
The Turd World may be massive but Mr X has created a Turd Micro world perfect for all sizes. There’s six Micro Turds in each series, with Series 1 available now.
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Turds Micros Series 2
The Turd World may be massive but Mr X has created a Turd Micro world perfect for all sizes. There's six Micro Turds in both series. Series 1 is available now, and Series 2 is yet to be confirmed.
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Soft Toys
Go on…stroke your first Turd, you’ll find them surprisingly cute and sensitive to the touch. Beautifully made with only the finest cuddly materials, this is some seriously cute sh*t!
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Key Rings
Mr X has been stirring up another wonderful plan… Mini Turd key rings. These tiny Turds are fully articulated with 7 points of movement.
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Special Gifts
Want to treat yourself or a friend to some really good sh*t then look no further as we are flush with special little treats, so click on.
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Posters
The writing is on the wall, well not quite it’s sh*t actually. That’s right people, we have joined forces with one poster.com to bring you what you’ve all been asking for – posters! All you have to do is click onto the poster you want to buy and you will be taken straight to one poster.com where you can purchase on-line.
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- Flushed but not forgotten
- Turd Trophies
- New Products
- Special Offers
- Standard Editions
- Special Editions
- Limited Editions
- Turds Micros Series 1
- Turds Micros Series 2
- Soft Toys
- Key Rings
- Special Gifts
- Posters
Postal Times
Orders placed before 12 noon normally takes 2 to 3 days delivery. Orders placed after 12 noon take 4 days delivery.
Customer Service
Now and again the sh*t can hit the fan and things may go wrong but we want you to tell us about your sh*t. We'll sort it out but try not to give us any sh*t as we always try our best. Call Beccy on 0115 849 7100 or email us. Office hours are 9am-5:30pm Monday-Friday.
