What is it?

When you buy the Collectors piece, James Pong, you can apply to be a member of Sh*te Club and pledge allegiance to The Turd World.

 How do you join?

Joining is so easy even Dumb Sh*t can do it! Simply buy the James Pong figurine, RRP £19.99 at your local Turds stockists or at one of our online Sh*te Club retailers (Sorry, but you can’t buy James Pong online at www.theturds.com as we want to support our local retailers and get people into their shops!).

In the box there will be a card. Fill in your details in NEAT, CLEAR WRITING, affix a stamp to the reverse of the card and send it back to us.

Within a month we will process your membership and send you:

• Your Membership Card, giving you 10% off Turds at
  your local Sh*te Club stockist
• Sh*te Club Welcome Letter
• Sh*te Club Rules
• The Turds window sticker

We will use the email address you fill in on the card to find your account on the Turds website and upgrade it so you get to see all the Sh*te Club goodies! If you haven’t registered on the site, what’re you waiting for? Get over here and register now!