Sh*te Club Information
How to Join the Turds Sh*te Club
Firstly, you will need to purchase the James Pong Figurine from your Local Shite Club Retailer. The James Pong/ Sh*te Club figurine can ONLY be purchased from retail and approved internet sites – www.theturds.com WILL NOT sell this item.
You must complete the returns card to officially join ‘Sh*te Club’ and enjoy full membership benefits
Upon receiving your completed returns card, a membership welcome pack will be dispatched to you containing a welcome letter, 10% discount/ loyalty card and Turds Window sticker.
Your welcome letter will contain details of your membership number, website login name and password – you will need this to enter the Members section of The Turds Website, www.theturds.com, so keep it in a safe place!
Membership runs from December to December only. If you send in your membership card in April, your membership will still only be valid until December. This is due to each Membership Turd is only available for one year, i.e. James Pong only provides membership until December 2007.
The Turds Sh*te Club Benefits
- Sh*te Club members will be offered exclusive Turd of the Month figurines by their local Sh*te Club Retailer.
- Sh*te Club members will receive priority updates on all forthcoming events and products by Pacemaker UK.
A full list of Official Sh*te Club retailers is available on the Retailers Page. If you elected to allow your details to be passed to our Official Sh*te Club retailers but no longer wish to do so, you may have your personal details removed by writing to Pacemaker UK at the address on our Terms and Conditions page.
SH*TE CLUB 10%DISCOUNT/ LOYALTY CARD
- Sh*te Club members 10% Discount is available only at Official Sh*te Club Retailers.
- Your Membership card will contain the name of your Local/ Elected retailer.
- You must present this card before finalizing your purchase.
- Online purchasers may need prior arrangement with their supplier before discount can be given. Please contact your internet retailer directly for further details.
- Your Discount card entitles the holder to 10% discount from the FULL r.r.p. of your Pacemaker UK Turds product.
- 10% Discount is not available with any other offer.
- 10% Discount card is NOT TRANSFERRABLE
(Occasionally, an Official Sh*te Club retailer may, at his/ her own discretion, offer discount to the bearer of a discount card who is not the named member – if you do not ask you do not get)
