Sh*te Club Rules

• You must tell everyone about Sh*te Club
• YOU-MUST-TELL-EVERYONE-ABOUT-SH*TE-CLUB!
• Take your pants down before you sh*te
• Your sh*te will be as long as necessary
• What happens in the Sh*te club stays in the Sh*te club
• Do not speak of any other collectable that isn't created by PUK
• You have to stay loyal to the Turds - FOREVER
• Once a Turd member, always a Turd member – until your subscription expires
• Protect and preserve your Sh*te using fair means or foul
• If this is your first sh*te from Sh*te Club, you must worship your sh*te