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2008! The year of the Turd!
Well maybe not officially, but here at Turd HQ were in the year of the Turd Every Year!
New for 2008!! New Turds! New Special Editions! New special Turd items you don't even know about yet!! New plans for Turd World domination! NEW! NEW! NEW!
Keep your eyes peeled for updates as and when they come in!
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News
Turd Spy hits Turd HQ: A spy gets a glimpse of a big new turd - March 08
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2008 Range Launched!: New 2008 Range Launched!
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Rimdiana Jones: NEWS FLASH! RIMDIANA JONES AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER NOW FOR SH*TE CLUB MEMBERS ONLY!
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