Turd of the Month Competition
To enter the Turd of the Month competition all you have to do is come up with an original name for a Turd. If you’re one of the lucky winners, you will see your Turd come to life by the The Turds Artist and you’ll receive a Standard Edition Turd of your choice (subject to availability).
So if you have an idea brewing, fill in the form on the right, but before you do, please check to see that your character doesn't already exist.
Click here to submit your answer!
This Months Turd of the Month Winner - ADAM PANT
Adam Pant was once one of the biggest Plop Stars theTurd World had seen packing out the local pubs. Due to his quirky dress he is very popular around the flush seashore and has been arrested by the filth 7 times due to his uncanny resemblance to Dick Turdpin. With Belting tunes like Goody Poo Shoes and Squeeze and Deliver, pants singing days will go on for a while, (despite his mothers plea for him to get a "proper job")
Congratulations to Terri from Devon sent in this classic idea!
Fart Attack
To enter our Fart Attack Competition all you have to do is draw a Turd and send it to us. It can be an existing Turd, or you can make one up! Please make sure you include your name, your address and your age, otherwise we can’t send you your prize!
The winner gets a FREE Turd of their choice (subject to availability). So get drawing and send in your ideas.
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This Month’s Fart Attack Winner
Congratulations to this month's winner, Daniel Argent from Hampshire!
Nice turd Collection you have there.
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